SEX Sense

Hey guys, It's been awhile i last blog. so bloody busy...sch, work, sch, work..it's madness.. thou i have not blog for a long time but i'm glad that my counter value is still increasing as the days past. I've had ppl comin telling me that they enjoy reading my blog and it has in a way entertain or help them in seeing thing from a diff prospective of things.

I'll share a little sometime that i read over in the papers some time back. It's not all abut my tht. juz that i find it interesting. Anything abut how human or how their minds work always interest me without fail.. juz like how a lady's mind work... fascinatingly complex.. read somewhere the last time that a lady's brain has 60% more connection than a guys brain.... and that makes me wonder why are there still bimbos out there... HAHAHHA

Anyway due to the fact that they are 60% more connected than the males. it enable them to be able to be more connected to their emotions... one more thing becaz of this is 60% of connection.. they can rmb things better than guys and thus they can DO BETTER IN CHINESE. AND ALSO RMB ALL THE LITTLE THINGS YOU DID THAT PISSES HER OFF... lol...

So guys my advice... pls dun piss her off.. you'll be sorry.. caz she probably still remember! LOL

SO here is the article for the day... I present you with SEX SENSE from Urban. It's part of Straits Time.. in case you dun noe.

It is said that MAKING WHOOPEE will make you happier than making money. In this article it says : "Regular sex makes ppl happier than making money."

So indirectly if you link it my way of thts.... MOre SEXs = HAppier = More Confident = More Sexs = More Appealing to ppl = More Opportunities = Higher chances of higher paying jobs = More money = Happier!

So SO SO as to say in SHORT
Happiness = Sex*SEx
Money = Happiness * Sex... LOL

Doesn't it all make sense now... hahaha

Anyway to carry on... in a research done in britain that invovles 16,000 males and females that disagree that increase wealth has much connection with long term happiness. All of the 16,000 surveyed associated happiness with frequent sex.

How to prove this theory... Ok for this we will look at it from a scientific point of view... using biology. "Sex is one of the few bodily experiences that can create a natural high" As stated in the paper.

Let me explain further.... Sexual arousal releases neurochemicals such as dopamine and endorphins(Found in chocolate) from the brain, which stimulates feelings of pleasure and contentment. So if you have no sex, Have chocolates... But have more water too else you are looking for a nose bled... Hey come to think abut it, females love chocolates, does that mean they like sex too? LOL ahhahahahha. kidding kidding but i'm reali curious. Any ladies care to tell me abut it? hehe

Ok moving on.... according to studies done by Wilkes University in Pennsylvania.. They have been abut to list out the many benefit of sex... LET ME SAY IT'S SAFE SEX.. PLS

1. Lower mortality Rate (No wonder farmers live so long)
2. Reduce prostate cancer (Lance Armstrong din have sex enough and thus the yellow Band "Live Strong")
3. Reduce Heart disease ( No wonder geylang got alot of Horny ah peks..)
4. Improve digestion (Hey... i think i need sex.. i suffer from indigestion sometimes...LOL)
5. Improve memory ( Hey i certainly need sex! but it puzzles me how is sex link to memory???)
6. Better posture (Hehe... i'm imagining it)
7. Less frequent bouts of flu (Sniff~ sniff~ hahahah... are you thinking abut what i'm thinking?)


Next. Emotionally, these studies speculate, sex can also boost self-esteem, induce a positive outlook on life and ease depression

1. "sex can also boost self-esteem" - Thus the theory of Sex = more sexs caz more ppl get attracted to you.. higher the self-esteem the more attractive you are... but sex is not the only way to improve self-esteem... for those preverted guys out there cheating gals for SEX... FUCK U.

2. "induce a positive outlook on life" - Haha... y? caz they are thinking abut when is the next time they get laid.. that's why...

3. "ease depression" - Neurochemical is the answer to this... chocolates keep you happy... It is known that in the sex cells of the males... it contains endorphins.. so that is another clue to why woman wake up feeling better... ppl say that sex is addictive now this is your answer... y? caz you see... some woman suffering from depression needs to feel better... instead of turning to synthetic drugs they turn to sex...pls let me explain how this works... i read alot on science ok? dun get me wrong.... as the semens is deposited into the you noe where.. and pls it's in the south region... it will be absorded into the blood stream... endorphins in the bloodstream means a better day for tmr.....get it ?..

OK>>> NEXT... WOW so long.... tiring man....

During Orgasm, the body releases greater amount of neurochemical called oxytocin a.k.a "Love hormones" becaz it is an anti-depressant and anti-anxiety hormones. It create feelings of a calm and a sense of connection, so it actuali shapes how you view the world.

However, research have suggested that the surge of oxytocin during orgasm may have little to do with emotional bonding.......SO THIS explains why guys are such horny creatures...... Guys are addicted to Oxytocin.... HEy why dun scientists juz make it available of the shelves in pharmacys and sell this at a cheap cost... this will definately reduce raping cases right?

Anyway oxytocin may have more to do with inducing the contractions assoicated to orgasm (To move the sperm along)

Even if there is a corresopnding surge of oxytocin in the brain at the moment of orgasm, it's obvious that ppl can have sex without bonding. Some get up and leave while some roll over and snore. www.reuniting.info/index.htm

So the best plan is to "consciously encourage oxytocin production with caring behaviour. In this way you protect and strengthen the bonding and connections in your brain." Wow i surely need alot of oxytocin... LOL

Alrite ppl.. egoman has returrned and written now he is drained and tired...

Egoman signing off

Yours,
Egoman2000

P.S Be alittle nicer to your loved ones


*PLS NOTE YOU PREVERTS OUT THERE WHO ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF GALS*
In studies, report have found out that ppl who paid for sex or have had sex outside marriage were considerably less happy than the other ppl. And this suggests that it is not the act of sex itself, but sexual intimacy that is the key to happiness.................hey so more sex != (not equal) happiness........ sex intimacy = happiness. Sustaining such intimacy is trickier business than inducing sexual passion...... So PREVERTS I HOPE YOU GET SO SAD IN YOUR LIFE YOU DIE OF SADNESS....