What are the girls thinking?

This question often run in my head. esp when i piss someone i like off.. LOl i believe guys out there feel the same way too.

As we all noe some common stuff like :
Guy : "Are you ok?"
Girl : "Yes. I'm fine."
Suggestion : Shut the fuck up and apologise. Find ways to coax her or something. LOL.. or mayb can let her cool it for awhile.. Last time my gal like me to leave her alone for awhile... But i believe there are some that like you to keep apologising......If all else fails.... Dude, i got 3 words for you. "You are Screwed"... HAHAHHA

Sometimes only one word can land you in great trouble. For example
Gal : "Do i look fat?"
Guy : "...."

Suggestion i dun have any.... LOL... dunno what to say also if you say
"yes" - she will either say that you are picking on her or that you dun like her anymore.... Or mayb she will go into a emotion turnmoil.... Then haha... gd luck brother.

"No" - She will either say that you are lying caz she has put on weight or gain a couple of inches somewhere. Or mayb she will say that you are not looking or paying enuff attention to her.... Caz they like to choose times that when you are watching a scoccer or doing your fav stuff to ask "THE MAGIC Question".... Why magic caz it can either make or break your day... HAHAH

I think Suggestions is the best as in the truth followed by solutions or complement or best both.
mayb you can try something like this if she is FATTER
"Hmm.. baby i think you look great. You always look great to me" - Complement
"You look like you have gain some but it ok" - Truth + Reassurance
"Mayb we can go on a jog or ride a bike together" - Solution

juz when you think that she is slimmer now and that makes things easier for you to get away... You are so wrong dude... hahah. it's worst
If you say things like : "I think you look slimmer now."
Then you are in trouble.... she will say " So i am fatter last time?" or "You are lying" hahaha... then i also dunno how to answer...then mayb she will carry on say things like "You are not paying attention to me anymore.... blah blah blah......then gets jealous over your PS2 or What so ever caz you are spending more time with it......

I wld like to think that there is 2 possibilities to her asking this question
1. She's reali asking for you comment. Do always try to reassure her la... I believe in a relationship, it needs reassuring along the way.
2. She is hinting to you something. . . Her new outfit. . . your time spend with her . . . or she is having PMS and finding Fault.... hahahaha

- - Egoman will not hold responsibility in any ways - -
- - These suggestions are purely for entertainment purposes - -

LOL.......Look i dunno what the girls are reali thinking behind their head.... that's why i am no where.... TO ME Honesty is the best policy.... of course you have to be gd with your words as well la... Dun be so dumb to say things like "You're FAT"...... hahah if you do.... then i will tell you
"Gd Luck..... You're Screwed"

I wish noe what they are thinking but then again mayb not.... Caz if not i'll definately hear lotsa nosie....i think they think more than the stars in the skies in one day.

If i noe then i wun be single... muahahahhahahah
Anyway who cares abut being one.... i'm Loving it

Alrite... Signing off

Yours,
Egoman